Because The Market Knows Best
[Buffett waves from his 'modest' Omaha home]
Sources confirm Buffett, who the mainstream media refuses to admit simply had the advantage of starting decades ago when stocks were cheap, has finally retired at age 95.
OMAHA, NEBRASKA
[Thiel at tech conference]
Sources confirm that billionaire Peter Thiel deserves America's gratitude for co-founding Palantir Technologies.
PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA
[State Farm logo with caption]
Critics claim policyholders are suffering, but sources confirm most delays are caused by incomplete paperwork.
BLOOMINGTON, ILLINOIS
[IRS building exterior]
'We're here to help,' said an IRS spokesperson. 'Unless you need to talk to a human.'
WASHINGTON, D.C.
[Trading floor reaction]
Wall Street responds to unprecedented move against Federal Reserve leadership.
NEW YORK