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NFL Playoffs

BUF 31

KC 34

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NFL Playoffs

PHI 28

WSH 21

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NBA

LAL 108

BOS 112

4TH QTR

NHL

NYR 4

NJD 2

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[Empty office cubicles during game time]

PLAYOFFS

AMERICAN PASTIMES

NFL Playoffs Continue, Nation's Productivity Drops Accordingly

American workers spent their office hours refreshing ESPN and arguing about whether the Bills can cover the spread. Economists estimate billions in lost productivity, but note that 'at least people are happy for once.'

VARIOUS CITIES

[Figure skaters posing for team photo]

U.S. Figure Skating Team Announces Olympic Roster

[Youth softball team practicing]

Altadena Youth Softball Team Finds Healing Through Sports

[Figure skaters posing for team photo they know you won't remember]

AMERICAN PASTIMES

U.S. Figure Skating Team Announces Olympic Roster, Nation Briefly Cares

The American public will care deeply about these athletes for approximately two weeks during February, then completely forget their names until 2030.

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI

[Youth softball team practicing]

AMERICAN PASTIMES

Altadena Youth Softball Team Finds Healing Through Sports

'On the field, there are rules. Hit the ball. Run the bases. It makes sense. Nothing else makes sense right now.'

ALTADENA, CALIFORNIA

[Man on couch confidently critiquing Olympic athlete]

CULTURE WAR

Man Who Knows Nothing About Figure Skating Will Still Have Strong Opinions

'That landing looked off,' the man will say, despite having no frame of reference for what a proper landing looks like.

NATIONWIDE

[Patrick Mahomes throwing football]

AMERICAN PASTIMES

Chiefs Advance To Another AFC Championship, Shocking No One

Sports analysts confirm water is wet, sky is blue, Chiefs are going to Super Bowl again.

KANSAS CITY

[Eagles fans in full costume]

AMERICAN PASTIMES

Eagles-Commanders Rivalry Brings Out Best In Both Fanbases

Meaning: property damage, creative profanity, and at least three viral videos of parking lot incidents.

PHILADELPHIA